The Angry Loser:
Do you know what really makes me Angry?
It seems like nearly everyone these days has a blog, or their own little plot of land in cyber space to let off some steam. This obsure little domain is mine. Here I would like to share with you some of the things that push my buttons, and mess with my serenity making me an Angry Loser.
I have been known in certain circles to have a short fuse at times. I know that I can be a bit of a jerk at times, and get bent and twisted out of shape over small things, as I'm sure we all do.
Here are some of the things that stupid, self centered people do that really push the hell outta my buttons, forcing me to the edge of insanity where I have no choice but to react with furious anger, and seek revenge agaist those who have wronged me by…...
Sorry I started rambling for a moment there, I will try not to let it happen again, then again I am an angry loser.
Traffic
Alright let's start with the universally aggravating topic of traffic, and all of the brain dead idiots who find their way into the massive mess of chaos on the roads turning them into a more hectic journey then it needs to be. Living in south Florida we get our share of tourists down here, and some of the dumbest people from the northern states seem to find their way here every year.
You know, the people that wait until the last minute to get into a turning lane to turn left, or just make the turn from the right hand lane anyway forcing the traffic in the other lane to a screeching halt. Then there are the people that have no idea their car is even equipped with a turn signal to begin with.
My favorite are the people that are in a hurry to cut you off from a random side street only to drive 10-15 mph under the speed limit once they are in front of you.
When you deal with someone who does not know where they are going, and is mentally challenged to begin with, than you have a recipe for a disaster. Three letters for you incompetent losers... GPS. Get yourself a GPS Device such as this great one...Garmin Drive 50 USA LM GPS Navigator System with Lifetime Maps
and never be lost again. Road rage is a big problem in this country, but I am betting if big brother started making people take an I.Q. test to get their drivers license it would eliminate most of the problems. Who am I kidding? lazy crybabies who don't want to work get everything handed to them in America, courtesy of the American tax payer. Grrr it makes this loser so angry.
I work seven days a week to put food on my table. I want my money back you lazy bums!
Mentally picture yourself near a calm bubbling stream. The birds are chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows about this secret place of yours. You are in total seclusion far away from that place called the "world". The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under the water. There now....... Do you feel better?
Retail work
I don’t know about you, but my alarm clock really makes me angry when it goes off so early in the morning. There is only one reason that little bugger is annoyingly going off. It is now time for me to crawl out of my comfortable bed, and go to the place I love to hate.. it is work time once again.
I curse that god awful abomination when it alerts me to my demise. I violently smack the snooze button down with reckless abandon, and drift back to never never land again. Just as I am getting to the good part in deamland of the fantasy that my sub-conscious mind has created, you guessed it, beep, beep, beep… damn it.
Obviously my sub-conscious mind knew it was time for the alarm to go off again, and timed it that way.
So against my desires to go back to sleep I grudgingly arise to face another day at work. I work in a grocery store in Florida. This store is a high end one with customers that are snobby to begin with. Pretty much everyday there is a major dilemma to deal with, like being out of lemon bars. Some lady freaked out, oh my god, how can you be out of lemon bars! I am having a tea party, and have to have them.
Many hurricanes have done quite a bit of damage to Florida, although this loser had fun playing outside when they came through. It is not too often that you can stand outside, and watch huge trees bend, and sway so much they break off at the top. You have to be ready to move so you didn’t get a 12 ft section of tree crashing on you at 80+ mph.
Going to the beach was fun too, waves were crashing on shore like you never seen before, the wind blowing so hard you could hardly stand up, and the sand and rain stinging your face as it hit you horizontally. Not something sane people do, but being an angry loser I aint exactly sane now am I?
The element of danger made it more fun. Many hurricanes have kicked some butt in Florida; the Tsunamis in Asia many years ago wiped out whole villages, and killed hundreds of thousands of people, but that is nothing compared to that stupid bimbo not having lemon bars for her damn tea party. People like that make me angry too.
Work
Work itself sucks too from the job interview, until the day you retire. Almost all employers pay you just enough not to quit, and employees work just hard enough not to get fired. Nobody gets up every morning, and says, woo hoo, I get to go to work again today.
Let’s face it, what is a job interview but convincing a slave owner, manager, why you would make a good slave. That may be a bad analogy since nobody is forcing you to work. When faced with the alternate option of living in the woods, and eating garbage out of a dumpster it is something you have to do.
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