Welcome to the dry desolate wasteland of
Losers World 2.0 The Resurrection. It was back in 2004 that I purchased my first domain name, www.losersworld.com. I built a website of several pages, and kept making changes, and additions to it until 2008. Then I became busy with work, and didnít have time to mess with it anymore, and let the domain name expire. I regretted it not long after that, and tried to buy it back again, but alas someone else bought it, and parked it.
I checked on it often, but it was never available. Then in mid-2017 it was once again available. For almost 10 years I waited for this moment. Now what was mine, is mine again. As luck would have it, I saved a copy of most of the files that were on my website to a disc. I donít know why, but I kept that disc in my possession the whole time. I can now resurrect it in nearly its original formÖ
IíM a loser!
Who are you?
Are you a loser, too?
Then thereís a pair of us-donít tell!
Theyíd banish us, you know.
Warning by viewing this website you are entering the mind of a loser. Proceed at your own risk.
Someone once told me that you are only a loser if you think that you are. Wrong! Some people are losers, and donít even know it, or wonít admit to it. There are three kinds of losers, the ones that know they are losers, and accept the fact that they are losers. Some of them even take pride in it, and brag about it. A few of them even go so far as to buy a loser domain name, and create a whole website devoted to it, such as this one.
The second type of loser is the person that doesnít even realize that they are a loser, or wonít admit to it. People who found this site on a web search, or heard about it, but refused to come see it because they think, ďI am not a loser, why would I go thereĒ fit into the second category. Dead beat parents that refuse to take care of their kids, or pay child support are also type two losers. People that canít hold a job for more then a few months, you guessed it, type two losers. People that are always broke, but still manage to smoke two packs of cigarettes, and drink a twelve pack of beer a night fit the type two losers also.
The third type is a rare one, they are not a loser, but call themselves that to get people thinking. They wear t-shirts, or arm bands that say Total Loser, and people think, boy that person is either really self confident, and self assured, or they really are a total loser. Then they just have to find out for themselves. This works best when worn by guys, and viewed by women. Women like it either way, if you are self confident and self assured they want to be with you. If you really are a loser it gives them something to complain to their friends about, and if there is one thing woman really like it is to complain.
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There I go rambling right from the start. Sorry about that, and my deepest heartfelt apologies to any member of the female gender I offended by the aforementioned remark about women enjoying the act of complaining. If you would like to retort, you may send your complaint to me by clicking the e-mail link in the box to the right. With that out of the way allow me to introduce myself.
Welcome to Losers World. What made Milwaukee famous has made me a loser. I am your australopithecus non-conformist host. The top link box on your rightÖ. No your other right, will help you find your way through Losers World. You will find many different pages on different topics that appeal to the loser in all of us, from a game page to test your skills, to a book store to get books, and e-books. There is a link exchange page to swap website links with us, and a loserisms page that we all can relate to. Donít take my word for it. Go see for yourself.
Though the majority of this site is tongue in cheek, our Total Losers Guide page is more serious. We hope you find it helpful. You found your way here, so you are one of us now, and we hope that you enjoy your stay.
By the way some of these pages may be dial up unfriendly. Don't blame us if you are so much of a loser that you still use dial up, you are in the right place though. (Back in 2004 when this was written, dial-up connections were still being used.)
Save us to your favorites. Tell your friends, family, people you hate, those you think are losers (Although type two will refuse to come here, letting you know instantly they are type two.), and all you meet about us. Help us to achieve our mission, which is to bring the world together one loser at a time.
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